follow my path, grasshopper, and I guarantee happiness for you.

Oh I see. She left you for a man that actually has a penis.

and makes 11 dollars an hour.

Just say you already have plans and don't offer up another time and date. And if she does; have plans then too.

you have a large vagina

I suggested going to the Mavericks game because I thought it was sort of a date, to reconnect and see how things would go. When she informed me that it was just friends (after breaking up 3 weeks ago........?) then I became rather peeved.

Does she want me back? She says "NO" but who knows down the road, i'll never go back with her. Although, if she tried and boosted my confidence, that's not a bad thing either.

I sleep around.

you even already have a built in reason. tell her that you already have tickets to the mavs game anyway and did not want to waste them. tell her that you already found somebody else to go with you and maybe you can have dinner at chilis some other time.

Just stop talking to her and move on. That is the best revenge.

this is a perfect plan. listen to this man.

Damn man, just move on before you become MTG Jr. You are not in Jr. High anymore (unless the chick is your teacher or some shit)

Lead the bitch on, show up and act like you have an emergency call.


**** the stupid cheating whore.

Why? I'd rather her think all day she was going to get to see me tonight.....let's look at this.

A. She's going to get dressed up.....she knows I am NOT happy about what she did, so what better way for her to stick it to me, then to try and look all hot, when your EX wants you back....she's thinking i'll say "man, she looks good, wish I could take her home"

B. Even though this is just 'friends' for her.......I don't see how she can not have some sort of expectation or hope that it goes well when we were together almost 2 years. She may claim it's just friends, but I think deep down she's hoping to find/see something special.

C. After her repeated lies, over and over.....it's time she gets a little taste of her own medicine. If she gets excited and texts me during the day suggesting places, it'll build up her 'excitement' of seeing me, and then it comes crashing down at the end of the day.

D. 1 of 2 things will happen. If I blow her off to go to the game, she'll either 1. Get mad and not speak to me again (oh how sad) or 2. She'll think "damn, I really wanted to see him" and then she'll try harder.

E. IF she decides to try harder, then I will start to get what I want someday, and thats her trying to get me back, and the sad realization that she ****ed me over one too many times and now, she can't have me back.....which is the ultimate revenge.

Well.....i'm not meeting the dude.

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