I can't imagine forming a real, meaningful relationship with an 18 year old girl. Some of them are very attractive but all you have to do is talk to them for about five minutes.

I'm hoping by the time I'm 41 I'll have saved up enough money to purchase my own teenager.

It's not expensive. You can do it with a candy bar and a stuffed animal.

Just tell any girl that her eyes are beautiful and her smile is amazing.



Girls are suckers

Probably because it's illegal, regardless of her age.

He'll die a bitter & lonely old man, wishing he'd never left his family.

What? Fraternization between students and teachers? It's not illegal just against the rules at every major institution of learning.

He'll die of a heart attack banging a 28 year old woman when he's 51.

I must see a picture of the past wife to past judgement on this case.

we all die sometime, what better way than that?

I give 2 thumbs up to the dude. You only live once, his wife probably turned into a miserable **** like most women do after years of marriage. The guy isn't doing anything illegal, it's pretty weird on her part though, but whatever, right?

I laughed at that, too.

I wonder if he had the shop teacher pass a note to the English teacher who gave it to her, and when she opened it up it said, "Do you like Mr. Hooker? Mr. Hooker likes you."

I keep laughing at the Hooker part. Perfect for this story.

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Bunch of haters in here with wives full of gravy fat and bitchy attitudes. Oh well atleast you hog lovin' baldies have a good football team....

It's a combover with bright pink fingernails