Real men don't cry. They blow their heads off with a shotgun. And that means you, Nick Adams...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-PM85TXXVd7...ingway-gun.gif

Yeah... but not really, dat guys head wasnt in da game anymore.

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l1...reen-ohara.jpg

That's how a man does it.

A real man doesn't drink because he wants too, a real man drinks because he has to.

*&^*Hick*&%$

Is that you Doc? You drunk again? Are you just manly sober?

Real men sing the blues....

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Song from Spongebob the movie. We are men.

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I'm an "old school" guy and I find myself increasingly at odds with people because I fail to observe all the political correctness bullshit and hate the the wussification of America, especially douchy metrosexuals, pushy/bossy women who really want to own a dick, and self centered over important assholes.

Whenever someone is throwing around this vague idea and you corner them into actual examples the stuff they cite is always stupid as hell.

I hate tequila. It's the devil's liquor. It tried to kill me once in college - seriously. Just the smell of it makes me want to gag now.

But I'll drink as much Crown Royal as you've got....

That's SoCo for me.

cannabis > alcohol

We're men. We're men in tights. We roam around the forest looking for fights.

What ever happened to the man show?