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Bump 05-25-2012 10:56 AM

So how would one approach the potential of arranging a conjugal visit?

Bump 05-25-2012 10:58 AM

I wonder if women have to worry about prison rape, could it be like a forced scissoring type of thing?

Rain Man 05-25-2012 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Bump (Post 8637783)
I wonder if women have to worry about prison rape, could it be like a forced scissoring type of thing?


"Hey! New girl! Come over here and make me feel special and loved! And I want flowers!"

Kyle DeLexus 05-25-2012 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 8637551)
Reason for Incarceration: Parole Violation

"I'm looking for someone who is generous, romantic, passionate, affectionate, dominant, versatile, nonjudgmental, supportive, sensuous, creative, understanding, attractive, handsome, sexy, fun to be with, and makes me laugh. Goatees are a plus, but not necessary."

http://www.ranker.com/pics/N10002035...-cini-photo-u1http://img1.ranker.com/user_node_img...i-photo-u1.jpg


She's extremely picky for someone in prison.

Kyle DeLexus 05-25-2012 02:06 PM

Reason for incarceration: Burglary

"In my free time, I enjoy meeting new people, going to amusement parks, concerts, having fun, and hanging out with my 2 Chihuahuas...Prior to my legal problems, I was working on my bachelor's degree in Elementary Education."

In other world: Prior to my legal problems, I wasted my time going to college because no Elementary school will hire me now.

gblowfish 05-25-2012 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Kyle DeLexus (Post 8638081)
She's extremely picky for someone in prison.

Should be more like "I'm looking for somebody with cigarettes...."

Micjones 05-25-2012 04:06 PM

Found that I dug mostly the ethnic-looking girls.
Only a could of the White chicks were attractive.

BIG_DADDY 05-25-2012 04:22 PM

Look how many want somebody who is generous or point out that they like the finer things is life. These are just like regular entitled high maitenance girls without anything to bring to the table except that tuna taco.

Easy 6 05-25-2012 05:40 PM

Yipes... its amazing how many of them still give themselves away as just as heartless, stupid & unreformed as they were in their criming days.

If i was going to take a chance on just one, i'll have #5 Jamie Yoshimura, yeah sure, she's pretty, probably murdered her boyfriend $1500 and a eightball.

scho63 05-25-2012 06:15 PM

#28 has got a good sales pitch....

Christine Coffman
"Please rescue me. Don't allow what I have to offer go to waste, so just imagine me as a smoking hot genie trapped in a bottle, and all it takes is one rub to free me to make all your dreams come true. This bottle is tight and I'm hot in here."

Ming the Merciless 05-25-2012 07:08 PM

http://img2.ranker.com/user_node_img...s-photo-u1.jpg

Quote:

I enjoy working with my hands
Is she talking about strangling me or giving me a hand job

BigRichard 05-25-2012 07:25 PM

We should put these in the would you thread

notorious 05-25-2012 07:41 PM

99% of these "attractive" women will instantly turn ugly as soon as their mouth opens and gangsta talk flows out.

lewdog 05-25-2012 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by notorious (Post 8638758)
99% of these "attractive" women will instantly turn ugly as soon as their mouth opens and gangsta talk flows out.

That is why you close their mouth with a weiner.

Kyle DeLexus 05-25-2012 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by notorious (Post 8638758)
99% of these "attractive" women will instantly turn ugly as soon as their mouth opens and gangsta talk flows out.

99% are already ugly as shit. They might look good in some pictures from years ago, but if they posted recent pictures, I'm sure prison life has done a number on the majority of them.

The chick that was in for Felony Animal Abuse talked about how she loved the outdoors...I was hoping she'd put how she's an animal lover in there somewhere.

In the last prison women pen pal thread, there was one chick that was actually smoking hot that had a short sentence for drug smuggling. I'm sure her bf at the time had her do some shit and ruined her life.


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