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KcMizzou 08-23-2012 08:13 PM
The announcer was like "Looks like something with his ankle, we'll find out more later."

I was thinking, "I'm pretty sure I can diagnose that injury from this recliner."

DaFace 08-23-2012 08:13 PM
Walk it off, pussy.

Hammock Parties 08-23-2012 08:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 8845843)
Imagine life if you're a caveman and that happens when you're hunting a mammoth. Having a modern health care system is a really good thing.
I can't imagine one good thing about being a caveman, other than being to rape with impunity and not having to pay taxes.

Singling out bone fractures is unfair.

Rain Man 08-23-2012 08:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning (Post 8845851)
I can't imagine one good thing about being a caveman, other than being to rape with impunity and not having to pay taxes.

Singling out bone fractures is unfair.
There are certainly some advantages, but you're right. In the whole, modern life is better than caveman life.

Caveman advantages:

No taxes, as you noted
Rape with impunity, as you noted
Lots of time outdoors
Probably pretty much your own boss
I bet the scenery and environment was quite nice
Food is always fresh

Caveman disadvantages:

Broken bones mean a life of extreme pain
Life expectancy under 40
Sometimes you get dinner, sometimes you are dinner
Women don't shave anywhere
No fingernail clippers
No desserts, ever
Ice age weather without ice age clothing
Limited opportunities for leisure travel
Probably more that I'm not thinking of.

mlyonsd 08-23-2012 08:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 8845860)
There are certainly some advantages, but you're right. In the whole, modern life is better than caveman life.

Caveman advantages:

No taxes, as you noted
Rape with impunity, as you noted
Lots of time outdoors
Probably pretty much your own boss
I bet the scenery and environment was quite nice
Food is always fresh

Caveman disadvantages:

Broken bones mean a life of extreme pain
Life expectancy under 40
Sometimes you get dinner, sometimes you are dinner
Women don't shave anywhere
No fingernail clippers
No desserts, ever
Ice age weather without ice age clothing
Limited opportunities for leisure travel
Probably more that I'm not thinking of.
Tooth decay.

Hammock Parties 08-23-2012 08:21 PM
I bet there were cavemen who lived in icy environments that figured out a way to preserve their meat.

Hammock Parties 08-23-2012 08:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mlyonsd (Post 8845865)
Tooth decay.
Cavemen had very good teeth because they didn't eat sugar or grains.

Simplicity 08-23-2012 08:24 PM
Seems painful.

cabletech94 08-23-2012 08:52 PM
god damn you for posting that.
god damn me for looking at that. especially after you warned me.

i'm....just a caveman.

/phil hartman

Dave Lane 08-23-2012 09:02 PM
Tape a aspirin on it /Marty Schottenheimer

KcMizzou 08-23-2012 09:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dave Lane (Post 8846039)
Tape a aspirin on it /Marty Schottenheimer
The gleam will take care of the rest.

CoMoChief 08-23-2012 09:06 PM
Chuck Norris just gave out a giant Paul Bunyan laugh at that video, then chugged 3 gallons of beer.

ShowtimeSBMVP 08-23-2012 09:37 PM
Pro Football Weekly ‏@ProFootballWkly

RT @AdamSchefter: Titans WR Marc Mariani has open fracture of the leg, bone broke thru skin, per source. Surgery tonight. Lengthy recovery.

Dayze 08-23-2012 09:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by cabletech94 (Post 8845999)
god damn you for posting that.
god damn me for looking at that. especially after you warned me.

i'm....just a caveman.

/phil hartman
:clap:

rockymtnchief 08-23-2012 10:13 PM
Good guy that comes back to Havre Mt and spends quality time with kids and never turns down an autograph request. Best of luck to him.


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