Yea, ^this. There’s a reason guys hunt pigs with pit bulls.

That was close. You’ve got to get to jackin, there's a bacon shortage looming.

We were loading pigs a couple of years ago when one slammed into my wife and broke her leg.

Expensive bacon, that one.

Thank goodness, Mr. Hog Farmer. In honor of your return, I have writ you a poetism. And here it is ...

We thought you were dead and by now
You'd be human Purina Pig Chow
But you're back with the group
Not in a pile of pig poop
After coursing your way through a sow

FAX

REMEMBER OLD YELLER!
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...and there is a reason a few, finish it with nothing but a Bowie. Primal, exhilarating, intoxicating. A moment you never forget, and can't wash off.

Jared Allen, is that you?

LMAO

Absolutely no cowboy hats or daisy dukes in my closet.

http://alexhoward27.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/jaj.jpg

I have and I've watched them dine on the carcasses of mammals. They won't even touch it until rigor sets in. I know they're mean but they're also predictable. They aren't going to eat a man unless he's been laying there dead for an hour.

LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO

You neg rep me for non-funny jokes? Nice joke you dullard.

This.

I entreat you guys to stay far away from pigs. A factoid for you supporters of swine ...

"In the USA and Canada alone, approximately 40 people are killed each year by pigs – six times more than by sharks worldwide."

Those, my pig promoting protagonists, are pig deaths. Deaths by pig. El morte del porko.

Make no mistake, the pig is not your friend.

FAX

I have no doubt that people experience death by pig. But, pigs don't hunt people down to eat them. Those deaths are either accidental, defensive, or tramplings.

hungry hungry hogo .....