You have a lot of company, he is very talented. Or, maybe he was dropped as a baby and hit his head in just the right place.


That being said, we might need to summon Skiptowne to help curtail the n00bs, or do you think Dane and Iowanian can handle them?

I understand the sentiment but if we don't just be ourselves we might get over run with n00bs that don't want to talk about poop, nipples or in any way engage in any kind of dumbassery. Is that what we really want? I think we need to think long and hard about this. (heh... I said long and hard).

Be careful what you ask for. Being respectable and well mannered... well most of us just need to be banned now then if that's really what we want this place to become.

ib so sorry .. oh poopie ....

Having lurked for many many yrs before coming out of the closet and began posting I've enjoyed many of your Deep thoughts over the yrs Mr FAX.
And I'm thrilled you've come back here.

That said I'm in a hurry so I skimmed real quick but believe I got the jist.....

"Ladies and Gentlemen, fellow posters, esteemed moderators, lurkers, fans, foes, friends, peeps and lady peeps, I, FAX, have something I would like to say,might I encourage each and every poster to refrain, for the time being, from referring to another Planeteer as a bacterial infected orangutan vagina Further, I would like to recommend that bumping threads on topics such as pooping, sleep or night pooping, pooping in error, and persistent difficulty with pooping be temporarily curtailed and try our damnest not to slam our dicks in the refrigerator door."


I hear and shall obey.
You are one hell of an American and an inspiration to us all Mr FAX.

You know how I know you're gay? ****, sorry Fax.

It's more interesting if you read it while you poop.

I get the whole best foot forward thing but let's face the facts, this place is littered with people who have 2 left feet.

Cease thy snivelment you puling maggot.

I miss you fax. I miss your musk

five stars for mean ppl that are stupid /cp elite

I hate big elite.

It was a transplant surgery and you said you wouldn't bring it up!

No, it was your two left nuts he wasn't supposed to talk about.

Oh yeah...... nevermind.... nothing to see here........ (walks away slowly while whistling)

:D