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CP lexicon may have ruined things with my gf (https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=265884)

Strongside

10-29-2012 03:04 PM

I literally said those exact words to my girlfriend yesterday. I have no idea what CP Lexicon is.

oldman

10-29-2012 03:05 PM

Dude, NEVER "pretend fight" with your lady. Stuff happens and all you get is "pretend makeup sex" with your hand.

Dr. Johnny Fever

10-29-2012 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by notorious (Post 9063110)

The only one I use on my wife is "Tits or GTFO".

I once yelled at the the TV,"I hope that POS falls into a pile of AIDs needles!", she gave me the WTF look, than laughed her ass off.

I've reffered to burning AIDS trees and the act of crashing into them a few times. People just think I have colorful language.

Dr. Johnny Fever

10-29-2012 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by oldman (Post 9063121)

Dude, NEVER "pretend fight" with your lady. Stuff happens and all you get is "pretend makeup sex" with your hand.

Good advice... too late now lol.

Reaper16

10-29-2012 03:07 PM

Just because Will Ferrell says something doesn't make it OK to repeat.

dmahurin

10-29-2012 03:08 PM

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patteeu

10-29-2012 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever (Post 9063122)

I've reffered to burning AIDS trees and the act of crashing into them a few times. People just think I have colorful language.

In other words, you take all the credit for "colorful language" when things go well, but when you step in it you want us to take the blame?

loochy

10-29-2012 03:12 PM

Heh, that's not so bad. I thought you told her to hang herself from a flaming aids tree or to go drink a glass of anti freeze or something.

MahiMike

10-29-2012 03:13 PM

Did u ask her if u could PIIHB?

BigCatDaddy

10-29-2012 03:14 PM

No idea what you're talking about man.

Dr. Johnny Fever

10-29-2012 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 9063143)

In other words, you take all the credit for "colorful language" when things go well, but when you step in it you want us to take the blame?

Basically. I've attempted to explain a time or two but I get deer in the headlights when I do so I just stopped.

Saul Good

10-29-2012 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 9063114)

That expression has never been used on Chiefsplanet. Stop blaming us for your disgusting behavior.

Oh, and would you post naked pictures of your girlfriend, please?

Just hold up a camera and tell her to show her whore tits.

Dr. Johnny Fever

10-29-2012 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 9063147)

Heh, that's not so bad. I thought you told her to hang herself from a flaming aids tree or to go drink a glass of anti freeze or something.

She was starting to smile about it a while ago. I'm pretty sure I'm going to be ok... but a little evidence from here wouldn't hurt heh. I saw someone post it this morning and I'm looking for that post lol.

Gonzo

10-29-2012 03:17 PM

I say that to Lump every day.

Her, "What's for dinner?"
Me: "Shut your whore mouth."

It's no big deal. Tell your old lady to stop being a doucher. That'll help

Dr. Johnny Fever

10-29-2012 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 9063187)

I say that to Lump every day.

Her, "What's for dinner?"
Me: "Shut your whore mouth."

It's no big deal. Tell your old lady to auto being a doucher. That'll help

You've always been a friend Gonzo.

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