You got a horse just for ****ing?

your horse is gay. You know what it likes to eat?

Haaaaaaaayyy

Only type of good cat is a ****ing dead one.

I have a horse head lol

Did you get the horse from War Horse? Cuz that horse was definitely an asshole.

Look at his horse.

His horse is amazing.

Time for horsey horse to play on the interstate?

Seriously. Dump it. Now. Whatever loss you take will easily be made up in hay savings.

Oh. And the cat needs to meet Mr. Coyote. And by Mr Coyote I mean Mr. Plinker. And by Mr Plinker I mean your .22. And by meet I mean get shot by.

But yeah. Tell them it was a Coyote.

Antifreeze for both.

Stop sitting on milk crates.

Your horse ****s AND sucks? Sounds like you got yourself a bargain right there.

Sounds like LOVE too me!

Two year old female. ****er is buddy sour.

wtf is that bulbous thing on the back of the horse?

Grind its bones.