News said his girlfriend wanted to throw a valentines day party for him and broke into his house. He thought she was a burgler and smoked her.

That's rough.

*insert funny joke about not having legs here*

Guy is up shit's creek without legs.

This story has no legs IMO....

I don't think he'll just walk away from this one.

LOL. You guys are ****ing great.

Avoiding legal trouble is usually left best to those who are fleet footed.

At least she wasn't defeated by a roller coaster.

ever hear of those stories where a guy goes ape shit on his wife for losing his shoes, or favorite hat?

imagine if you wife misplaced your legs. you wouldn't even be able to kick her ass for it.

One time I cried because I had no shoes, but then I met a woman who was murdered by a man who had no feet.

This man is a double amputee.



(Sorry, I'm not very good at this.)

unfair advantage by the guy; he was probably bouncing around like Scorpion in Mortal Combat.

I don't think the murder should count. The gun gave him an unfair advantage.

DAMMIT!

roundhouse hook to the face.

He's half the man he used to be.