no place for hiding, baby
 

She's a hit at parties too.

We have her stand on her head and fill that up with a bag of ice and a case of beer. She walks around on her hands when you need a refill. Very talented.

I'll bet a midget could use her cervix for a trampline

If she had more hair this beast could have saved Luke Skywalker some time and frostbite...

They'll take my gun when they pry my cold, dead...

Murder by vagina. He went down...she climaxed and blew his brains out.

All in the soon to be hit movie....."Lethal kegel!"

This will be a movie called the vagina toolbox

What is the inside temperature of a Tauntaun?

Lukewarm!

Takes "Conceal and Carry" to a whole new level....

I'd hit it

SyFy original movie execs begin production on this as we speak

be sure and tie a board to your ass first.....

samual colt was proud today .....

The gun had three live rounds and one spent shell when the cops pulled it out of there.

She said she had to go to the bathroom, you know number 1 with a bullet!