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cosmo20002 05-17-2013 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by petegz28 (Post 9689596)
Ok, so I am at the gym doing some Iso-Lat Rows. I am facing out the window overlooking the tanning salon. Normally this is a nice view given all the female hotness you see walking in.

So I see this guy pull up on a Harley type bike, complete with bedroll. I'm think surely this dude is here to pick up his woman, when I see him get off the bike, open up what I thought was a bedroll but turned out to be some kind of storage box and pulls out his bottle of tanning oil, and then proceeds to go in and get his tan on.


:facepalm:

So a guy went to a tanning salon? It's not my thing either, but you seem to be easily shockable.

Rudy tossed tigger's salad 05-17-2013 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by cosmo20002 (Post 9690046)
So a guy went to a tanning salon? It's not my thing either, but you seem to be easily shockable.

Well to be fair, it's one of his better threads

petegz28 05-17-2013 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by cosmo20002 (Post 9690046)
So a guy went to a tanning salon? It's not my thing either, but you seem to be easily shockable.

Sorry, man. I tend to forget you are a metrosexual and the idea of a guy having a fake bedroll to carry his tanning oil on his motorcycle is something you wish you had thought of for yourself.

My bad.

Earthling 05-17-2013 10:59 PM

Unless he steps on my toes on the way in, I really wouldn't care wtf he was doing there...

Lumpy 05-17-2013 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by petegz28 (Post 9689596)
Normally this is a nice view given all the female hotness you see walking in.

You're gym is obviously not across the street from my tanning salon. LMAO

Consistent1 05-17-2013 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by petegz28 (Post 9689596)
Ok, so I am at the gym doing some Iso-Lat Rows. I am facing out the window overlooking the tanning salon. Normally this is a nice view given all the female hotness you see walking in.

So I see this guy pull up on a Harley type bike, complete with bedroll. I'm think surely this dude is here to pick up his woman, when I see him get off the bike, open up what I thought was a bedroll but turned out to be some kind of storage box and pulls out his bottle of tanning oil, and then proceeds to go in and get his tan on.


:facepalm:

You are an idiot. Tanning actually makes people feel better. You are just a tough CP bitch.

Psyko Tek 05-17-2013 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe (Post 9689776)
The "Man Card" concept is stupid, insulting, and trite.

so how many years ago did yours get taken away?


I really hate faux bikers
if you are out in the wind,this time of year you are getting a tan

Consistent1 05-18-2013 12:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Psyko Tek (Post 9690146)
so how many years ago did yours get taken away?


I really hate faux bikers
if you are out in the wind,this time of year you are getting a tan

Yeah, on about 1/3 of your body.

mikey23545 05-18-2013 12:21 AM

Damn, Pete, you started a metrosexual stampede!

Hope you didn't get trampled under their sharp little high heels...LMAO

bevischief 05-18-2013 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe (Post 9689776)
The "Man Card" concept is stupid, insulting, and trite.

You never had one.

Simplicity 05-18-2013 12:54 AM

Your first problem is you were doing rows. And your 2nd is checking out all the under-aged girls go into tan. Dude. 3rd is you watch the guy long enough to know exactly he was doing... Where's your man card?

Simplicity 05-18-2013 12:55 AM

Bitches be trippin when I be tricep dippin.

bowener 05-18-2013 01:10 AM

I don't know what a bedroll is, and I don't give a shit. I also give no shits about what another man does as long as it isn't harming me or anybody else.

TinyEvel 05-18-2013 02:16 AM

I think you have to turn in your mancard just to comment on this thread!

ohwait...

Fire Me Boy! 05-18-2013 05:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Consistent1 (Post 9690169)
Yeah, on about 1/3 of your body.

At most. Full face helmet, jeans, possibly a light pair of gloves for better grip. Maybe you don't cover your arms with any kind of a riding jacket... I'd say 20 percent or less.


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