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RippedmyFlesh 07-05-2013 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Omaha (Post 9793526)
It says she recently lost 100 lbs. Holy ****. I think that explains the whale tattoo.

For the record, I would not. However, she probably didn't need to be thrown out. There were probably more unacceptable fatties running around there who needed to be harpooned and shown the door.

Usually people that lose that much weight have stretch marks and stuff and I didn't see that. Glad of you to chime in just thought I'd have a bit of fun at your expense. I knew you are a good sport.

Mr. Laz 07-05-2013 10:57 AM

hot chick wears skimpy bikini = ok
ugly chick wears skimpy bikini = kicked out of pool

handsome guy flatters girl at work = ok
ugly guy flatters girl at work = sexual harassment


human beings are pigs

notorious 07-05-2013 11:15 AM

No ****ing way I would hit that.

Titty Meat 07-05-2013 11:36 AM

Too fat/ omaha

aturnis 07-05-2013 11:44 AM

http://s2.glbimg.com/pWVH_D_Kzx5P4pw...revelador1.jpg

THE HUMANITY!

ThaVirus 07-05-2013 11:46 AM

Can someone post a photo for your boy? On my phone and couldn't see any pics besides a close-up of her face.

ThaVirus 07-05-2013 11:46 AM

Ahh, thank you, aturnis.

Would **** the shit out of dem dere tittahs.

KCUnited 07-05-2013 11:48 AM

She's sucking in that gut. Probably looks like a bowl of spaghetti when she stands up straight and exhales.

jspchief 07-05-2013 12:29 PM

Huge fake tits surrounded by gross. Pass.

Mr. Laz 07-05-2013 12:37 PM

whether she is pretty or not should be completely irrelevant to 'breaking the rules'

so will the park now have a beauty requirements for the park?


You must be 'This tall _______' to ride this roller coaster

you must be 'This hot _______' to wear a bikini at this pool

jspchief 07-05-2013 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Laz (Post 9793753)
whether she is pretty or not should be completely irrelevant to 'breaking the rules'

so will the park now have a beauty requirements for the park?


You must be 'This tall _______' to ride this roller coaster

you must be 'This hot _______' to wear a bikini at this pool

I didn't see anything that suggested it had to do with looks. It sounded like the issue was a bathing suit that revealed too much. Specifically, the bottom part.

Chief Roundup 07-05-2013 12:44 PM

Since the problem that was cited was that the bottums to her bikini were "to revealing" I would say that part of the problem would have to be that she was not setting with her legs crossed as in the picture provided by artunis. She was probably showing off her roast beef hoping to get her salad tossed.

VAChief 07-05-2013 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chief Roundup (Post 9793761)
Since the problem that was cited was that the bottums to her bikini were "to revealing" I would say that part of the problem would have to be that she was not setting with her legs crossed as in the picture provided by artunis. She was probably showing off her roast beef hoping to get her salad tossed.

They also asked her to put on a shirt to hide her fun bags. Something doesn't seem right, considering what you see everyday at public pools. In one of the videos she was standing up in her bottoms and they appeared pretty modest as modern day bikinis go, almost retro. Now she is obviously spilling out of her top.

mikey23545 07-05-2013 03:40 PM

Not a ****ing thing wrong with that.

I'm sure you weird ****s that go for the 10 year old boy look were grossed out, and it's hard to explain to you pedo-wanna-bes that women are actually supposed to have curves and tits.

DTHOF 07-05-2013 03:47 PM

Omaha...Omaha


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