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Just how ****ing stupid are you?

It seems like the bar is lowered everyday.

"King-Sized husband stitch, okay Doc?"

I haven’t heard the name Trayvon Martin today.

She is rather good looking.

Some people are fascinated by the majesty of royalty.

The C section that was heard around the world

A Dingo ate chore-baaay-bay

My ancestors kicked the shit out of theirs specifically so we would no longer have to care about them.

Let me know when her sex tape comes out, until then...pfffft.

That's why they have vaginal reconstructive surgery now- bringing it back to the size of a cheerio hole !!

That guy on the bottom is wanting some of thee Royal pussy

leave me alone

I didn't include women.

Go fap some more

Stop saying stupid shit

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While I won't say "who cares?" (because I know that a lot of people do), I will say "I give zero ****s" and wonder why anyone that doesn't live in Britain does.

Seriously - the 'why' is a legitimate question here. Why does anyone care about the fact that a pampered figurehead has managed to breed?

In terms of ceremony, I find the Papal Conclave to be fascinating as hell because in the end, the pope actually does dictate the direction of the catholic church and could legitimately make a difference. So the combination of legitimate present impact + ceremony is interesting to me. But royal rugrats? I just don't get it. This has absolutely no true impact on the world at large. Well, unless you believe that the absence of a royal brood could create some sort of modern War of the Roses whereupon Britain breaks out into full-scale slaughter to determine the next ruling family in the absence of a legitimate heir.

So yes, if you've been watching Game of Thrones recently, I suppose this could be of some sort of relevance to you.

I couldn't care less. It's fine if you do, but I don't. Never did.

For the record, Pippa Middleton is hotter than Kate.