It sounds like a bakery that specializes in cakes and is probably about to go out of business because of it's obscure name. Or it might be some kind of kinky bondage store.

Lingerie store.

cake or sex store, maywe both?

A shady pawn shop.

Tires. Great name for a tire store

anal beads.

High brow, pinky-out shop. Maybe just a pinky-out cake shop.

I saw the thread last night, but I asked my wife and she got it right off the bat.

I was gonna guess a place where a woman named Antoinette will call you ugly for 5 bucks a pop.

I would think a haberdashery

Mike Mazlowski

I'd check it out...sounds like a house of ill repute.

Did Lardass have to pay to get in the contest?

Definitely a cake shop

I'd be looking for rod serling or maybe a woman who looks like rod serling

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