It's ALWAYS a good time for those. Post anytime.:clap:

No rep for you.

Hella-****in' REP for YOU.

I suspect Sweet Dummy Hate saw this and thought immediately, "She's pretty. The kind of girl who has a hot ass brother with a huge sausage. Rep to him. Think I'll apply some ointment to my groin and imagine her brother is Jude Law."

I wanna post in this thread but I want to discuss Clark's grippy rectum muscles so I'll venture on over to your other thread.

She'd be okay if she had better hips. No curve at the waist at all. Yuck.

Dear penthouse, It was a bitterly cold night and the traffic was awful, so I decided to stop at my local watering hole to have a drink and let the days pressures wash away. I entered the smoke filled room and pulled up a seat at the bar and ordered a Crown neat. I looked around the room and in the corner I spotted him.......

ROFL

Clark?

LMAO

dammit, that's the direction I should have went

You can't have him; he's mine.

He don't want you. He needs a real man. One with a bionic heart.

You can have him. I've heard from a lot of people on CP that he's a cheap bastard.

No shit. He's so cheap he told me to give him a lap dance and I did. However, when I went to get paid he handed me a bill for a personal seat license. I was PISSED so I immediately said "I would never pay for one while Pioli was the GM."

The next day he fired Pioli and that night was at my house to collect the bill or "I would have to feed Andy Reid for a week." Obviously, I paid up because there's no shitting way I could afford Reid food for a week.

The only reason I said anything is because I'm sick of SOC getting all the credit with their planes, signs, and Tshirts. It was my milkshake that brought the new GM to the yard.

Kelis reference. Nice. Although your context brings up some funky imagery.