SWEET PEA SMASH

I bet sweet pea has a giant cottage cheese ass.

McKinnie was one of the guys on the prostitute cruise when he was with the Vikings. I remember that because they specifically identified the acts that he and Fred Smoot were participating in, and ever since then I've hoped that they give McKinnie his own Gatorade bottle in the huddle.

I got Jacoby with the last pick in my fantasy football draft. It didn't take long for me to get rid of him, what with him getting hurt by his own guy backing into him on a punt return and now....whatever the F this occurrence is...

Hey if these guys want to party like that during the offseason thats fine. If I was an owner, GM, or coach I wouldn't stand for this sort of crap. Nothing good is going to come from it.

Epic party, dude!

Ace of Spades is a high-end champagne like Cristal or Dom Perignon. It comes in a gold bottle.

http://theluxuryblog.net/wp-content/.../acespades.jpg

The larger size - the kind that Jacoby got hit with:

http://cbsboston.files.wordpress.com...ttle.jpg?w=300

Need someone to .gif up his catch against the Broncos, but instead of catching the football he catches the bottle off his head.

Ya but it ain't no Santana cham!

Hey, that's the second time Jones has been injured by a punt. (For those of you who are unfamiliar with bottle trivia, see below. I'm very proud of this post.)

http://www.adecadentexistence.com/bl...e%20bottle.jpg

I don't think MD 20/2O has a punt...

This is not safe for work.

You'd think NFL guys would have better taste.

http://t.co/ToCQ9rTEyg

Somehow, that's pretty much how I envisioned "Sweet Pea."
Sometimes stereotypes exist for a reason....

...do i consents... ROFL