Because I Liked Seth Rogan Too Much For Him To Be Introduced On Talk Shows For A Generation As "The Lead From Freaks & Geeks."

Thine were being sarcastic. I was going to say God isn't sarcastic until i remembered Job.

I'll take that as a no. Thanks, o Lord!

Now for a bigger question: I'm taking this thread as proof that you actually exist, are a supreme being and created life as we know it, etc. This flies in the face of 31 years of intense theological study that convinced me otherwise.

Do you mind if I don't worship you? Because I really don't have time for it.

Fair Point.

Honestly I Barely Pay Attention To The Flyover States.

People Aaaaaaaaaaaalways Gotta Throw Job In My Face.

How About All The Good Shit I've Done? For Crying Out Loud.

But of course, you already knew that.

Pace yourself.

Can you some how make a legal buy one get one free hooker sale?

Seriously though - in reference to the Westboro Baptist folks.....what's wrong with your people, man?

Those aren't God's people...

I Don't Really Feel Like I Need To Be Worshipped, Honestly. Stopped Feeling That Way About 600 Years Or So Ago.

What's The Point? Seriously, I Get Almost Nothing Out Of It Anymore.

Can You Be Nicer, Though? Care About People Who Are Less Fortunate? Give More Of What You Have Away And Provide More For People Who Will Never Be Able To Return The Favor?

You Should Do Those Things. I Care More About That Than I Do How Many Times You Hit The Deck To Thank Me For Shit I Did A Million Years Ago.

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Don't **** With Me, Man. This Is Not A Party Trick.

I Can, Yes.

I Have A Feeling That Is Not What You're Asking, However. But That Is What Your Grammar Implied You Were Saying.

Can we talk to Dog instead?