The subtitle has to be "Alabama Black Snake," right?

I wonder if this video features him rolling up a 300 lb fatty's leg, resulting in injury.

I feel sorry for whoever has to edit it together. It takes Richardson weeks and weeks to score. That's got to be a lot of tape to dig through. Here's Trent at a bar. Oooh, drink in the face. Here's Trent talking to a neighbor. Oooh, kick in the balls. Is that a hooker? Please, please be a hooker. And...it could be...he could go....oh no, a tranny. Can this guy ever find the end zone?

... Or the crimson tide for that matter.

Who the hell wants to see a Trent Richardson sex tape? He's not famous. Only men know who he is...

(and mostly straight men, at that)

I wonder if he'll bust as readily in the video as he did in the NFL.

he has a good burst.

Any guesses as to what the name of the tape will be called?

3 and out with Trent Richardson? First round bust?

Oddly enough, Kate Beckinsale has a sex tape coming out the same day. Mike Holmgren is camped outside of the local adult shop waiting for Richardson's tape's release. One other guy is in front of him sitting to his left, closer to the door. He offers the guy $10,000 for an opportunity to trade him spots in line so that he can buy the Richardson tape before someone else does.

Its threads like this that make me love this place. Comedy gold!!!!:)

3rd and Short.

Are there midgets? Then we could say he's attacking the short side of the field.

Are they calling him the "Cleveland Steamer"?

Wait, what?

How about 3rd and Squirt? LMAO