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TimBone 12-16-2013 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Fish (Post 10284937)
Yeah, it would suck if your last dying thought was "Missed that threesome by an hour."

So does the prize fall to the runner up? Might I suggest he have the tuna melt?

I was listening that day. If I recall correctly, the owner of the bunny ranch agreed to give all three finalists a free lay.

wazu 12-16-2013 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by MTG#10 (Post 10285100)
Or maybe Alanis Morissette should.

I know. DAMMIT! I reopened this thread and immediately caught it, but knew it would be too late and scrolled down to see it pointed out to me. I get so few chances to make Alanis Morrisette references, so frustrating. Like Raaaiin on your wedding day!

Rausch 12-16-2013 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 10285060)
This is one of the most tragic things I've ever read.

In looking at the Bunny Ranch site - http://www.bunnyranch.com/show.php?a=8_1 - , I think he made a good call on the blonde side with Caressa Kisses. However, I think he could have done a little better on the brunette side than Vanity. After some minor perusing, I would have gone with Tegan Tate (even though she's clearly lying about her weight) or Madison Avenue. Perhaps Jodi Bean. Maybe there was a schedule issue or something.

Who was the Jewish looking brunette from the HBO series? She was a little on the thicker side but I'd have to go with her...

-King- 12-16-2013 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 10285060)
This is one of the most tragic things I've ever read.

In looking at the Bunny Ranch site - http://www.bunnyranch.com/show.php?a=8_1 - , I think he made a good call on the blonde side with Caressa Kisses. However, I think he could have done a little better on the brunette side than Vanity. After some minor perusing, I would have gone with Tegan Tate (even though she's clearly lying about her weight) or Madison Avenue. Perhaps Jodi Bean. Maybe there was a schedule issue or something.

A few of them have their faces blocked off in the pics. Guess that's one way to keep your dignity when you're a whore. LMAO

Easy 6 12-16-2013 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by -King- (Post 10285339)
A few of them have their faces blocked off in the pics. Guess that's one way to keep your dignity when you're a whore. LMAO

Some might be like that married female Olympian who was whoring on the side without her husband knowing.

SLAG 12-16-2013 10:57 PM

Should have got the Fish Tacos

ShortRoundChief 12-16-2013 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by SLAG (Post 10286225)
Should have got the Fish Tacos

As sexy as the Bunny babes are, there's no ****ing way I'd be eating a fish taco there.

OrtonsPiercedTaint 12-16-2013 11:38 PM

Two girls making out on his corpse
It's paid for, make it happen

Fire Me Boy! 12-17-2013 07:22 AM

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Originally Posted by MTG#10 (Post 10285100)
Or maybe Alanis Morissette should.

ROFL

I was gonna say it'd be weird for Alanis.

Aries Walker 12-17-2013 07:27 AM

http://img2-3.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic...ool_Blue_l.jpg

WhawhaWhat 12-17-2013 07:33 AM

That contest on the show was really good. The owner of the Bunny Ranch said he was going to give the prize to all 3 contestants.

Demonpenz 12-17-2013 09:08 AM

Bunny Ranch is starting to get a bit untaboo which is good. Hopefully there are more brothels or single guys to shove their dicks into a wet hole without having to waste time with slores who have nothing better to do than iphone and facebook all day.

MTG#10 12-17-2013 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by wazu (Post 10285312)
I know. DAMMIT! I reopened this thread and immediately caught it, but knew it would be too late and scrolled down to see it pointed out to me. I get so few chances to make Alanis Morrisette references, so frustrating. Like Raaaiin on your wedding day!

Well to be fair they both were popular around the same time, both are white brunettes, and both play shitty music so I can understand your mistake.

Dragonocho 12-17-2013 10:40 AM

Ed Orris told TMZ he decided to use the free coupon himself although he didn't have sex with Caressa or Vanity because "that would have been weird."

Clearly Ed is a man of discernment.


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