chick's head is right down there above where the stink release hole is?

ROFL

Gross

Some of you dudes creep me out a little with your insistence on discussion sex and feces...

Is it too early to start yelling for Katipan?

(Cross-thread humor, I'm only joking, Katipan. Please don't do me in the ass.)

How about a Portugese Breakfast?

I'd watch your ass if I were you. o:-)

I was wondering if it was as exciting with the roles reversed. Wanna find out?

:bolt:

Two shots. One kill.

I just asked my fiance.

negative.

Okay, it's cool. Now you can marry her.

If she'd have said yes I'd be advising you to trade her in.

No, but I used to know a guy who liked to make his girl do that as some kind of power trip... he was a real piece of crap.

Now, what is it called when the chick is taking a dump and the dude hops up out of bed and throws his pecker in her mouth? Because I've actually seen that happen. Wish I was passed out but I saw it.

Yeah, I've done this. But not on purpose. I think I had some bad indian food. LMAO

ROFL