I have a feeling this will end up in DC before days end.

But did it have a bayonet?

or a pistol grip?
those are deadly too.

Wyandotte HS? You mean there's somebody in that building who's NOT armed?

Breaking News: Wyandotte HS On Lockdown after authorities found completed homeork ini a student's bag.

RATATATATA.

No, it had a shovel.

was it a black shovel?

Not only black but high capacity as well.

That's racist.

no...a garden Spade would be racist.

I cannot believe that as an 8 year old, my father was so irresponsible as to put an assualt shovel with high capacity magazine in my hands and MAKE me use it.
https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/i...t0nxOxJ_xM-onA

We used it to murder THOUSANDS of bushels of innocent corn in a hammer mill.

Kid lied, people died

A bottle of bumpy face Gin and some OJ.