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How do I slow things down? (https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=285556)

You could give her my number if you don't mind her throwing rocks at you.

Does she have a hairpie? What about herpes?

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Originally Posted by Mr_Tomahawk (Post 10801922)

Pictures please.

Just do a google image search for "fleshlight".

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Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 10801907)

Put a ring on her finger. The wedding ring is the only ring in existence that can plug up a hole.

This

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Originally Posted by Cunning Linguist (Post 10801868)

Concise Scenario: New gf of 2.5 months. The first couple weeks, we went at it like animals. Naturally, we had sex every time we got the chance. Every other relationship of mine has started as such and tapered down to 2-3X per week. However, we are still going steady at ~5. It's much better than too little sex, but holy hell. She initiates it more frequently than I, and I have found that she will start things if I don't. Frankly, 5X per week for 2.5 months is tiring, and she hasn't shown any signs of slowing up. She sleeps at my apartment almost every night because her roommate is really loud and bitchy, so I can't really tell her not to come over without feeling like an inconsiderate prick.

My question: how do I initiate the conversation without biting the hand that overfeeds me?

1. Don't pussyfoot around shit, say what needs to be said as direct and nice as possible. Letting problems hang will only build resentment. It's like pulling off a bandaid.

2. 5x a week? Done that in a day for years straight. Don't flatter yourself.

Troll thread without pics

This is not a problem. Enjoy it while it lasts. That being said, the wife and I still go at it more than any of her girlfriends and their husbands according to her. We try to hit 3 times a week but can go less or more depending on stress and how we are feeling about each other at any given time.

Quit being a pussy and enjoy it while it lasts.
It will slow down.
A lot of chicks do that shit because she thinks its what you want.
Either way it will slow.
Unless she's a nympho.
If that's the case do what they do and get a headache.
A little nausua.

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Originally Posted by HoneyBadger (Post 10801934)

Does she have a hairpie? What about herpes?

Both.

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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 10801947)

Just do a google image search for "fleshlight".

Hoping to get that upgrade later this month. Right now she just blows up.

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Originally Posted by Otter (Post 10801970)

1. Great advice.
2. Physiologically impossible, but you have clearly established yourself as the alpha male.

Tell her you want to make soap out of her neck fat.

A little extra info: I work 70-80 hour weeks. Lucrative business for experienced guys (and gals), but right now I'm paying my dues, as some say. Working my ass off, pay is good but nowhere near adequate for the hours, and I'm beat every damn day. Maybe that clarifies for the "5x? OMFG you pussy!" crowd.

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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 10802139)

Tell her you want to make soap out of her neck fat.

That's the plan if/when I need a gift for the inevitable "6 months OMG" bullshit anniversary. I have time.

Hold a planet raffle in the dating thread.

Pick a winner. Next time it's pound town time, turn off the light, tell your you forgot something and send in the winner to roll around on her like a pig in a mud puddle.

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Originally Posted by Cunning Linguist (Post 10802150)

I had this problem before but it was mostly because I just wasn't that attracted to her.
When I dumped her and got the one I have now I was never not up for sex.
Working two jobs 7 days a week.