You and I have always been like 1.

Simply Ravishing

:LOL:

One glance from my dick
And the football does its trick

DEFYYYYING GRAAAAH-VITY!!!

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/8098...-gravity-o.gif

right back at ya babe :thumb:

"In a move that defies explanation, the football sized kidney stone Jamaal Charles expelled from his body with seemingly nothing more than sheer willpower after scoring a touchdown Sunday grew wings and impregnated 182 women in the stands it came in contact with. The women all gave birth approximately 16 hours after coming in contact with the object to what appeared to be a horde of miniature sized Jamaal Charles clones, complete with dreadlocks and bowties."

"uh! double-up, uh! uh!"

"The Humpty Dance is your chance to do The Hump..."

Reminds me of this lol

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The Money Shot

(Guests) Let's do the Time Warp again.
Let's do the Time Warp again.

(Narrator) It's just a jump to the left.

(Guests) And then a step to the right.

(Narrator) With your hand on your hips.

(Guests) You bring your knees in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrust.
They really drive you insane.
Let's do the Time Warp again.
Let's do the Time Warp again.

"Look judge! I did not rape the Seahawks! All I did was.... well, ok, nevermind. It was rape"

"Earl Thomas hold my dick!"

Yeah bitch **** that beast mode prick! JC cums Wilsons baby.