I want him to be awesome. I want him to be JJ Watt.

But he hasn't played outside of preseason to speak of and they won't tell us why he ate all of the Flintstone vitamins last year. I just want them to be honest and say "well, he got mono and had to stop taking steroids and lost his strength so we shut him down" or something.

Ehhh...he sacked Pryor in the infamous 3rd and 48 game. Unless you were just talking about last season.

He's definitely athletic, cool to see

GREAT. WHITE. HOPE.

So, so very stoked to see what this guy can become. I mean, he's everything you want in a player. Ivy league smart, strong as they come, fights through AIDSversity, vague twitter updates, ivory skin, can eat 36 chicken wings in one sitting, and a real fighter's mentality because of the 7th round status.

I'm pulling for him!

Boomer Grigsby could do a double backflip on a trampoline....and is now Jake from State Farm.

the amount of skepticism and negativity out here is ridiculous...but is what it is.

Last year I was ridiculed on here when I said Kelce would be an All Pro (despite missing his rookie season)...but what I predicted came to pass. Now I'm saying the same thing for Catapano. He's a rusher who can rush from any position along the D-line and athletic enough to be drafted as an OLB. Ask any of the Chiefs players and they will tell you how good this guy is.

All Pro and double digit sacks in 2015 for this guy. Just watch. Talk all the shit you want...but this is my prediction. This D Line is WAY underrated in general. Poe, Bailey and Cat are all physical freaks. Devito is a run stopping monster as well if he is healed (and I hope we resign him). These 3 monsters and an athlete like Cat rushing can do damage to opposing offenses in 2015.

Kelce made All Pro last year?

2014 All Pro Team

Position: Tight End
First Team: Rob Gronkowski, New England
Second Team: None

Chiefs players once told me Jesse Haynes was going to break NFL rushing records.

Just like I thought. Seeing Red was wrong.

Maybe he was thinking of "All-Rodeo Dance Team"

I'm pretty excited about the double digit sacks we're going to get from Houston, Poe, Big CAT, Ford, Bailey and probably DJ when he comes back.

LMAO. God

Will there be enough passing snaps available to accommodate all of that?

Darren Sharper was the last all pro Box Jumper, Catapano can take his spot