That's a viable option I didn't consider. Since you can make it common knowledge of the compensation you may be able to set yourself up Goodfellas style.

Still, what if someone in your family was diagnosed with a year to live or you were diagnosed in prison. The only way I could imagine this is if I was fresh out of college and broke. I'd set myself up to take the bar, professional engineer cert or something along those lines when I came out.

I think I would do it for 1 mil, maybe a little less if prison food is somewhat good.

In these conjugal visits, you can have sex with women? OK I'll do it.

I think that's a recipe for trouble.

"Hey, everyone! The guy in Cell 3A is getting paid a million bucks for being here! I wonder how much he'll pay to not get a visit from our gang every evening."

Now that I think about it, you probably wouldn't want anyone in prison to know that you're a paid substitute, or you'd be at risk of paying it all out over the course of the year.

I was just released from Missouri doc. if you're only doing a year you're not going anywhere with that little of yard time, you are much more likely to be in an open bay than in a Cell and there is no rape. too many babies in those types of camps for anyone to need to rape anyone.

Do your farts still make noise? What are babies? I'm assuming you're not speaking literally.

Babies are prison pillowbiters. sometimes they are caught up in politics(owned by gangs) but often they are just there looking for a true love. I've been to a wedding on the yard, it was a very nice ceremony there was cake and punch. It was lil d and roscoe getting married, they gave each other rings made out of their own hair.

You need to make a thread about prison life. Do's and Don'ts. Stories. How to survive etc.

It would have to be life changing money so I went with $2M+ and even then I'd have a lot of reservations about doing it.

Definitely. I have a lot of questions.

I feel that we need to do a reddit-version AMA for kurt.

Hell with what I hear about prisons nowdays it might not be to terrible.

I'd do it for $1,000,000.

I'm working a dead end job with no future currently anyway. I'm good friends with the owner/GM so I could probably just put on my resume that I was still working there for the past year while serving the time. Combine that with the fact that my record stays clean and I'd really be no worse for wear by doing a bid.

I don't have kids or a wife.

As far as doing the time, I could have some issues. I'm a bit on the small side and I've been called "pretty" before. At the same time I'm not a bitch and I do lift. No one's touching my sweet ass without losing some teeth or an eyeball or something.

Truthfully, my biggest issue with being locked up would probably be the boredom/lack of freedom. I'm moody and my mind state is easily affected by weather/surroundings. 23 hours of being surrounded by concrete walls every day for 365 days would wreck my spirit.

Still, $1M tax free after all's said and done would be a huge boost. I could buy a house and my retirement fund would essentially be taken care of. I could also go back to school and get a more useful degree while not having to work and focusing more on internships and networking.

Will I have internet access? If so cool. I can post here all day!

But due to bodily risk $2 million.

You would do well in prison.