How do they feel about the offensive line and football players from Utah?

Oh and worthless without said pics.

Will need to see those naked pics before any advice can be given....

I'm surprised the scent of a vegan pussy didn't throw them off.

This is just ****ing weird, man.

Even I get laid once in 2.5 years.

Oh, hell, I'd be excited too. I just find it odd that he says he doesn't want anyone's advice but then starts a thread about it.

And how do you not get laid in 2 years? That should just happen by accident at a minimum.

http://cdn1.bloguin.com/thestudentse...kie-keeton.jpg

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LMAO

Hootie's ween, btw

Flaccid and burning from the herp?

They now make condoms that change color if there is an STD present during intercourse. I say we use part of CPs donation for the server and buy him a few boxes. He can report back on how long it takes him to make a condom set that covers the colors of the rainbow.

You think I use condoms?

Herparrheaphlyis. And you can see the burning crabs jumping to their death, as well.

That's why I asked you specifically.

You're my boy Hootie.

Actually, before that I had a five year abstinence streak going. A similar thing happened and I hit a hot streak with dating three girls at the same time to bust that one.

It's just how it happens with me. Miles and miles of desert and then an oasis pops up that has unlimited Mai Tai's served by topless waitresses.

So, Hootie, why dump the older two of the four ladies? Both are pretty attractive. I'm sure you won't be able to bounce a dime off their ass like you can with the 19 and 23 year old, but shit man, as long as I'm slumpbusting I was thinking that I should just go for broke. I'm even thinking about banging my friends chick as well. Great cans.