Gotta miss it. Brit Floyd tonight. Have fun. STFU Hootie. You too Pete.

Zobrisket!

He could have a guy with .500 OBP & he'd still have Esky batting leadoff & that guy 9th.

Haven't been able to get my wireless internet working since I moved into the new place, so I went and bought an ethernet cable just for you guys.

And Ben Zobrist, him too.



**** Canada.

Get to watch this one tonight!

**** yeah!

Change your name or I'll ban you.

Well, well, well.....what do we got here? A Royals vs Jays game thread!

I'm joining in on this fun. Are you folks ready for some great baseball tonight?

Watch, as the Toronto Bluejays potent, dynamic offense eviscerates the Royals pitching into bits, pieces and dust.

Keep your eyes on Erik Estrada as he carves through the Royals lineup and will make Kansas Citians, Royals players put the definition into "homo."

Stay tuned for the wonderful episode of THE KANSAS CITY ROYALS VS THE TORONTO BLUE JAYS!! **** yeah.

*Go get your popcorn ready you hillbilly slims

Sorry I'm going to miss this.

22 games over .500 to 0 games over .500.

LOL

You suck.

PREPARE THY ANUSES BLUE JAYS

If the Blue Jays win tonight and go one game over .500, that'd be the biggest cause for celebration for any Canadian professional sports teams since 1993.

There are still 60 games of baseball left.

Mark my words, Bluejays are gonna turn it around and make the playoffs and we will see each other there.

If that doesn't happen, I'm not jerking off for a month.

moar metric system

And that actually is a dark outcome for bricks.. because jacking off is preferable to ****ing the fat-on-poutine-and-Tim-Hortons Nunavut coastal whales that most Canadian women are.

This Blue Jays crowd is PUMPED!

Seriously, is anyone there or are they just not allowed to make any noise in Canada?