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Hoover 08-05-2015 08:35 AM
wait, I thought this was a taco bell post for some strange reason...

Dartgod 08-05-2015 08:36 AM
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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 11639415)
so poop before you go in?
Oh, hell yeah. Whenever possible.

threebag 08-05-2015 09:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Hoover (Post 11639417)
wait, I thought this was a taco bell post for some strange reason...
you must order double extra cheese

Shekelsteinberg 08-05-2015 10:05 AM
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Originally Posted by MTG#10 (Post 11639234)
For the second time in as many weeks I had to poop after my morning shower. And not just any poop either, the dreaded 20-minute-long-make-you-late-to-work-poop. In fairness I can't really be late to work since I can come in whenever I want, but it sucks getting a late start to your day because of something like this.

So how is everyone else doing on this lovely morning?
Drink coffee before you take a shit.

Sorce 08-05-2015 10:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Dartgod (Post 11639397)
There's not much I hate worse than having to poop after I just got out of the shower.
Yeah I always go before I shower but occasionally I can't go and then I don't know if it's the hot water or what but then I gotta go after then I gotta see if I have time for a 2nd quick shower.

Pablo 08-05-2015 11:46 AM
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Originally Posted by MTG#10 (Post 11639234)
For the second time in as many weeks I had to poop after my morning shower. And not just any poop either, the dreaded 20-minute-long-make-you-late-to-work-poop. In fairness I can't really be late to work since I can come in whenever I want, but it sucks getting a late start to your day because of something like this.

So how is everyone else doing on this lovely morning?
You're posting this at 4 a.m.

Is this when you go to work or something?

TEX 08-05-2015 12:10 PM
This thread is a prime example of how this place has gone down the shitter...

bricks 08-05-2015 12:14 PM
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Originally Posted by MTG#10 (Post 11639234)
For the second time in as many weeks I had to poop after my morning shower. And not just any poop either, the dreaded 20-minute-long-make-you-late-to-work-poop. In fairness I can't really be late to work since I can come in whenever I want, but it sucks getting a late start to your day because of something like this.

So how is everyone else doing on this lovely morning?
Whenever you're late for work because of this, all you have to do is tell your boss that you fell in the toilet. Amen.

*Oh, and lastly, don't forget to tell him that has been the story of your life so far.

MahiMike 08-05-2015 12:16 PM
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Fiber up man!

MahiMike 08-05-2015 12:17 PM
I sprinkle that shit on everything. Has a nutty flavor too.

KCrockaholic 08-05-2015 12:58 PM
I hate my morning poops. Almost nothing comes out. But I feel full like I could shit a horse. Then about 2 hours later I have my real poop.

loochy 08-05-2015 01:00 PM
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Originally Posted by TEX (Post 11639851)
This thread is a prime example of how this place has gone down the shitter...
you are a bad person.

Pitt Gorilla 08-05-2015 01:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 11639370)
You should take a stool softener.

I've been taking this for years and have had great results.
Or, just eat decent food. Mix in a salad, FFS.

loochy 08-05-2015 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Pitt Gorilla (Post 11639990)
Or, just eat decent food. Mix in a salad, FFS.
Apples are where it's at.

mdchiefsfan 08-05-2015 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted by eDave (Post 11639246)
Mine can get bloody. Usually when I fast, which is once a week.

Should I be concerned?
:facepalm: well ****.


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