I trust a fart after eating Aramark hotdogs at the K more...

I trust protection-free sex during a gangbang in Botswana more than I trust the Chiefs.

Still safer than the same scenario in Raytown.

I would trust the condom billay has kept in his wallet since high school more than the Chiefs.

I trust Hillary Clintons server more that I trust the Chiefs to win a game.

Actually I trust Bill and Hillary to tell me the truth more the Andy to say we will get it fixed and get better.

I do trust the Chiefs more than any candidate the GOP has.

I trust Alex Smith to be the NFL MVP more than I trust the Chiefs to win.

You could trust your mother in law with your internet history more than you can trust the Chiefs.

Am email from a Nigerian prince, telling me that all I need to do is send him $1000 in moneygram and I will get $100K

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/201111/r855667_8143842.jpg

I trust Bill Cosby having my Mrs. Over for a night cap more than I trust the Chiefs.

I trust Jamaals blown out knee to only be an ankle twist than the Chiefs to win a game.

I trust the American voters to select the correct President more than I trust the Chiefys to win.

I trust a Bob Sutton defense to stop a third and long pass play before I will trust the Chiefs to win.

I trust the 1980s movie axe murderer to let me take a shower in peace after I have recently discovered my sorority sisters dead more than I trust the Chiefs.