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ToxSocks 10-21-2015 10:07 AM
Yes. And if she's not too badly burned i would then rinse her off and hump her.

bishop_74 10-21-2015 10:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 11822073)
Don't know if she's done anything today, but she's the type of snarky ill-informed Hollywood tweet machines that's easy to be irritated by.

Usually, it's not so much how vocal she is, as how bad she is at it.

For instance, recently when gender pay equality was a hot topic, she put out a bit about how one time she got like 1/2 the pay a man comedian got on the same night.

Turns out, the people involved are still alive and sentient, and they clarified that the 'man comic' had a contract to headline that night, and she begged the club manager for some taxi money after showing up to open mic afterwards.

Or she'll tweet shit like 'Vote Hillary, she has a VAGINA!!"

That kind of stuff.
Ah. So she is just a c word. Got it. Thanks.

The Franchise 10-21-2015 10:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 11822103)
Yes. And if she's not too badly burned i would then rinse her off and hump her.
This

Pablo 10-21-2015 10:08 AM
Women are funny.

No really, they are.

Baby Lee 10-21-2015 10:22 AM
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Originally Posted by bishop_74 (Post 11822104)
Ah. So she is just a c word. Got it. Thanks.
I sometimes wonder if there isn't a chicken and egg thing going on with obnoxious opinions and comedians.

I mean their livelihood depends on finding new things to say that makes people laugh, so they're constantly in their heads, trying to come up with angles and make connections that point out absurdity or irony.

And a lot of humor involves suspending critical thinking for a moment and enjoying the effort to entertain.

I mean is there much difference between pretending that airline food is the worst food on earth when it's actually just mildly mediocre, and pretending that this or that politician or political opinion is the ****ing holocaust when it's actually just a difference of opinion?

Much the same way that engineers and chess masters spend their lives solving concrete problems, and then turn into relatively literalist right wingers.

saphojunkie 10-21-2015 10:27 AM
So, she sucks because she is a democrat? Or because she is a female comedian?

ChiTown 10-21-2015 10:29 AM
I'd **** her :shrug:

Baby Lee 10-21-2015 10:41 AM
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Originally Posted by saphojunkie (Post 11822160)
So, she sucks because she is a democrat? Or because she is a female comedian?
It's neither, it's more that when she gets political she's not good at it.

Like the pay equity example above, the ugly fat white men who are mildly irritated were NOTHING compared to the backlash she got from people who take pay equity seriously, pissed that her clueless white knighting and appropriation of their issue was more harmful to the conversation than actual opponents.

Kind of like when Kelly Osbourne white knighted undocumented Mexicans by saying 'if Trump sends them all back to Mexico, who'll clean our toilets.'

seclark 10-21-2015 10:42 AM
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Originally Posted by ChiTown (Post 11822174)
I'd **** her :shrug:
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RealSNR 10-21-2015 10:47 AM
I'm R Kelly and I'd totally do this

Donger 10-21-2015 10:47 AM
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Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 11822038)
She would drag you home by the nostril, throw you down on the floor, stand over you while she ripped off her blouse and panties, put a stiletto heel in your chest and growl "DO ME you little homo!"

She's destroy you, man....
She really doesn't need to point out that her ass is large. It's self-evident.

Kaepernick 10-21-2015 10:52 AM
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Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 11822038)
She would drag you home by the nostril, throw you down on the floor, stand over you while she ripped off her blouse and panties, put a stiletto heel in your chest and growl "DO ME you little homo!"

She's destroy you, man....

That looks like a tranny.

Kaepernick 10-21-2015 10:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 11822134)
I sometimes wonder if there isn't a chicken and egg thing going on with obnoxious opinions and comedians.

I mean their livelihood depends on finding new things to say that makes people laugh, so they're constantly in their heads, trying to come up with angles and make connections that point out absurdity or irony.

And a lot of humor involves suspending critical thinking for a moment and enjoying the effort to entertain.

I mean is there much difference between pretending that airline food is the worst food on earth when it's actually just mildly mediocre, and pretending that this or that politician or political opinion is the ****ing holocaust when it's actually just a difference of opinion?

Much the same way that engineers and chess masters spend their lives solving concrete problems, and then turn into relatively literalist right wingers.
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Originally Posted by saphojunkie (Post 11822160)
So, she sucks because she is a democrat? Or because she is a female comedian?
Because unfunny abrasive dimwit.

saphojunkie 10-21-2015 11:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 11822201)
It's neither, it's more that when she gets political she's not good at it.

Like the pay equity example above, the ugly fat white men who are mildly irritated were NOTHING compared to the backlash she got from people who take pay equity seriously, pissed that her clueless white knighting and appropriation of their issue was more harmful to the conversation than actual opponents.

Kind of like when Kelly Osbourne white knighted undocumented Mexicans by saying 'if Trump sends them all back to Mexico, who'll clean our toilets.'
LMAO

Thanks for the help, K-Oz.

ClevelandBronco 10-21-2015 11:19 AM
Only if I were certain she wouldn't enjoy it. Otherwise, I'd let her burn.


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