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Sweet Daddy Hate 10-01-2016 08:17 AM

Dump your garbages anywhere in Kansas. You may refer to the act as "Division 32, Exterior Improvements".

Thank you.

Hammock Parties 10-01-2016 08:27 AM

Does it have a chance to hit Alex Smith? If so, without hesitation.

Chiefaholic 10-01-2016 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by ASS11 (Post 12458249)
Does it have a chance to hit Alex Smith? If so, without hesitation.

Has there ever been a year go by that you haven't had a personal beef with a player/coach/GM/owner? I ignore 95% of your posts, but often wonder if your only agenda is to add topic of discussion to be the center of attention. No team in the NFL is perfect. Every single team has a weakness they have to overcome.

Chiefaholic 10-01-2016 09:02 AM

As far as the actual topic at hand, I have no problem throwing biodegradables out the window in appropriate areas.

Sweet Daddy Hate 10-01-2016 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ASS11 (Post 12458249)
Does it have a chance to hit Alex Smith? If so, without hesitation.

Let us ponder this on a different level.

In all probability, you would be tossing the apple in an horizontal trajectory.

By tossing the apple, you become Alex Smith.

Ergo, you would have a better chance at hitting Charles or Kelce.

ClevelandBronco 10-01-2016 09:09 AM

Back when I smoked, I'd throw a cigar out the window, but not a cigarette. I toss apple cores as well, but throwing anything except a teenager out of the car doesn't feel quite right.

Perineum Ripper 10-01-2016 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by ASS11 (Post 12458249)
Does it have a chance to hit Alex Smith? If so, without hesitation.

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hometeam 10-01-2016 09:51 AM

Toss that sucker.

its not like its a plastic bottle or a sack of old mcdonalds

SAUTO 10-01-2016 10:01 AM

I had this argument with my wife just yesterday about a pizza crust.

Fish 10-01-2016 10:15 AM

Thanks for luring the deer to the highway, jerk.

Aries Walker 10-01-2016 10:50 AM

I got a $110 ticket for throwing a banana peel out the window. Yes, it was perfectly organic, and yes, it made it into the grass but no, the police officer didn't care. As far as he and my $110 were concerned, it was littering.

That said, as long as there was no cop right behind me, I'd still do it again.

RealSNR 10-01-2016 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chiefaholic (Post 12458284)
Has there ever been a year go by that you haven't had a personal beef with a player/coach/GM/owner? I ignore 95% of your posts, but often wonder if your only agenda is to add topic of discussion to be the center of attention. No team in the NFL is perfect. Every single team has a weakness they have to overcome.

Alex Smith sucks

Sweet Daddy Hate 10-01-2016 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by RealSNR (Post 12458377)
Alex Smith sucks

Trajectory is everything.

DaneMcCloud 10-01-2016 11:01 AM

There's absolutely no way I'd risk throwing a banana peel or apple outside of my car window while driving, as it would cost me $500 dollars or more.

Plus, I'm not a litterer and rarely, if ever, eat in the car.

SAUTO 10-01-2016 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Fish (Post 12458351)
Thanks for luring the deer to the highway, jerk.

That was my argument to her...

Deer, birds, raccoons...


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