Doesn't think 11 year old is "pretty", must be homosexual

17 is legal in Texas. I feel fine.

She actually looks like Tiffany what's her name from Facts of Life

I meant to say hometown paper, not local paper. Rolla was a fine place to grow up, but I prefer Denver now.

Not even close. She thinks 17 year olds are codgers.

Saved by the bell

Er, yeah. Showing my age.

I'm not ashamed. She's hot.

I feel like nature intended for us to get eaten by a sabercat somewhere around 30 years old. That's why our joints fall to shit by 35; we just weren't built to last that long.

So if nature figured we'd get consumed by our 30s, then 12 seems like about the time it should start making girls hot.

Then again, nature is a cruel bitch sometimes so I'm not inclined to assign her benevolent motives at any point...

Never saw a girl like that when I went to eng school in good old Rolla.

The high school girls were smart enough to stay away. 8 to 1 ratio of guys to girls. My senior year aerospace classes had 3 girls in 5 classes.

I was homecoming king one year and was embarrassed to be seen with the queen. (Of course, that was back when all I cared about was looks; now I'm matured. :) )

Rolla..where men are men, women are few, and sheep are nervous.

They had to have mixed up their pictures and posted the wrong one with the article or something. That is NOT a 7th grader.

It's a beauty pageant picture. This is the same hair/make-up that makes toddlers look like teens. If you found a normal pic of her she'd probably look like a cute little 12 year old that hit puberty early.

Just to put everyone's creepy thoughts into perspective, below is a picture of some of the girls against whom she competed. They, indeed, look like 7th graders.

https://static.wixstatic.com/media/6...70117~mv2.webp

ver priddy in angelick way that bing sid, I not tuch her with ten foot poll

2 any risx for anyone in write mine. do be dum!!

Except the one on the far right, she's gonna have some yuge cans come senior year