Even the blindest squirrel runs into a big ass nut once in a while.

Cleveland is sending out smoke signals so no one trades up over us to get our guy. Because we're Cleveland. That can happen.

Would Cleveland like to sell off their rivals the Pittsburgh Steelers in exchange for the New England Patriots? I'll bet that would really embarrass those arrogant and smug Rooneys and their Morris-dancing yellow hankie fans!

I still don't know the date this starts.

March 20th at noon central

Whoever gives permission, I told RealSNR that I'd trade him the Steelers for the Patriots since he wants a team with a first round pick. Let me know which miserable cheating despicable team I've got.

I'm gonna go ahead and make it happen. If people are really upset, we'll go back to the old teams, but I really doubt this is going to affect anybody's dinner plans.

I'm fine with it.

The Browns are entertaining a trade offer from the Patriots of the Patriots' second-round pick in exchange for the Browns' 1st round and second round pick and linebacker Jamie Collins.

I think you should counter with their 7th for your 1st and Collins.

Whatever the Browns got Collins for a comp 3rd from the pats and got a 5th from the pats for Barkevious Mingo, so tell me who's winning those trades.

That sounds like a good plan.

Sorry about that. The prospect of running both the Browns and the Patriots has got me on a bipolar loop.

Cleveland will be on the clock in 1 hour and 50 minutes.

Gimme a minute. Meeting running late.