Lynch will be doing what he loves most in a couple years...loitering in gas station parking lots, smoking skigs, talking about cars.

Eh. It could work. Imagine if Smith didn't have the legs and knew that he had to rely on his arm to make plays? Not necessarily outstanding but not shitty either.

This news should make Chris Collinsworth happy. He has a boner for this guy.

The Broncos have named Simien as the guy who is going to get the daylights beaten out of him in Kansas City this season.

"Limitless upside"

Give me a ****ing break.

Good, good... swept him last year, gonna do it again this year

LMAO


It's going to spread like AIDS, Joey. Be careful.

The Doink game was a thing of beauty.

The doink heard round the world!!!!

Lmbo when your promised guy can't beat out a mediocre QB from Northwestern.

John Elway's hand-picked, traded-up for guy.

I mean, if anyone should be able to know, it would be Jesus Elway, right?!

This Fail is so full of awesome.

There's more, though. it isn't just that Denver's first round QB doesn't appear to be progressing, or that Denver traded up. There have also been several discussions that Denver traded up to choose because KC was going to pick Lynch. So we dodged a bullet, Denver got a crappy QB and they lost draft choices.

If Knowmo's Donk sources said Lynch was much improved and looked awesome during the offseason, why the **** should we believe them when it comes to Chad Kelly? All they got is college tape.

Oh, but Chad Kelly has grown up they said? Guess what. So did Tyler Bray when he entered the NFL.

That's who Kelly probably is. Tyler Bray. Chad Kelly is a ****ing moron and always will be a ****ing moron. And ****ing morons don't cut it at QB in the NFL.

Elway's last prayer is this Sloter ****face.

Good ****ing luck, Blowjack Horseman

:clap:

The best part is they just gave Elway an extension. So he will have to keep trying and failing at the draft a QB thing. Actually, it's the whole drafting thing in general that he has problems with. Love it!