LOL ! Have you ever been, or are you just going off of a general random misunderstood reputation. Look, the metro centre of Chigago is as safe as it gets. Sure, the suburbs east, west, south are the worst, but man, the core of the city of Chicago is a really safe place to be. A persons security and safety are much better than you realize.

LMAO

Great Wall of China words

step outside for a minute, in a nice quiet location. close your eyes, block out the birds and listen. very carefully. in the background of all the noises you hear in nature, is the echo of me laughing all the way from australia. :D

Painfully formatted. But I did see these two nuggets which made me laugh.

2. Denver ran Tebow out of town, then drafted Paxton Lynch who plays just like Tebow but looks like a guy who is about 5 seconds from aggressively telling you that the best part of football is “all the puss I can crush”. Lynch is on the depth chart behind a guy who looks and plays like the office accounting intern.


4. Our best defensive player is one trip to Bonnaroo away from devoting his life to being a Molly tester, our 2nd best defensive player shoots himself while blackout drunk and our 3rd best defensive player is 4 feet tall.

Consider my post as the #alternative OP

I don't know man, but that Trevor kid may just be hustling all of us. I mean behind a decent line with a good running game, he's good enough to fool everyone.

Not even remotely close.

you've never been there in other words..

I really enjoyed this exert about the Chiefs Donks game last year. LMAO


I spent last Christmas up at my aunt and uncle’s house out in the country in southern Colorado. Long story short, my aunt broke her hip and arm and I decided to help my mom out in taking care of my aunt for a couple of weeks. Anyway, Christmas Day rolls around, and we’re getting pumped to watch the Broncos-Chiefs game that will let us squeeze into the playoffs if we win, when the power goes out. Turns out this is a frequent occurrence out there, high wind conditions snap a power line and because the local county power authority doesn’t give a **** about the hillbillies and hippies-turned-yuppies that live out there, the power isn’t going to be restored until the next day.

I’m already freaking out because I’m a millennial that is literally addicted to the internet and can’t fathom an evening spent in quiet solitude with loved ones. There isn’t even the charm of candlelight because my uncle is a tech nerd and thus has nothing to start a fire, not even a leftover pack of matches or a barbeque lighter, nothing.

Luckily, my uncle manages to scrounge up a circa 1999-era boombox and the 90 or so D cell batteries needed to power the ****er, so at least we can listen to the game, with the hope that this will make up for spending Christmas like we’re in Little House on the Prairie. I was wrong.

Highlights include:

Trevor Siemian getting strip sacked at the three yard line and Russell Okung’s bumbling attempts to recover leading to a safety for the Chiefs.

A good run overturned by a flagrant holding call against Okung, which was the 900th time that season that Okung cost us good drives by being a ****ing moron.

And of course, the cherry on the shit sundae, the infamous wildcat touchdown pass/Andy Reid trolljob by a 350 plus pound nose tackle, which I couldn’t even enjoy the novelty of the play due to it being on the radio.

So, our fledgling playoff hopes dashed and the only thing to comfort me being eggnog mixed with Rebel Yell bourbon, I proceed to pass out a couple hours later, cursing this franchise.

In closing, **** Dontari Poe, **** the Custer County Power, and **** Russell Okung for being a worse left tackle than Michael Oher

Here I'll save everyone some trouble I wrote some cliff notes

Memphis smells worse than Denver and Chicago hands down

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