Leftover white meat turkey breast on white bread with lettuce, cranberry sauce, extra mayo, salt, pepper and some left over sides reheated like turnips or sweet potatoes.

If it weren't for the stuffing and the green bean casserole, I'd work Thursday.

Not watching Philip Gaines on tv on thanksgiving x 3

Family, food and football. The 3 Fs of thanksgiving.

There's no room in my life for half-hearted polls.

Frolicking sexually with the turkey.
Frolicking sexually with the turkey and my significant other at the same time.
Watching my significant other frolicking sexually with the turkey.

Tryptophan

"Frolicking sexually with my ‘significant other’ while they’re wearing a sexy Native American costume"

You know, I've never been a "role play" or "sexy dress up" person.

That said if the wife dressed up like a fräulein at Octoberfest I'd probably be willing to put up with family for a few hours...

Family, friends and food, I'm good. Love each and every one of you degenerate bastards, have a nice holiday.

Turkey, tators, and gravy...

I wanna go here for Thanksgiving

See that?

It's like he's talking to me there...

There isn't nearly enough in turkey to make you tired. It's the carbs and fat that make you want to sleep.

I reject the premise as there's no pecan pie option.

Leftovers.