Knock yourself out, a well filtered vodka is tough to beat

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Not drinking

If any of you get too drunk to post, let SAUTO know. He’s the designated poster.

Said in such an eloquent manner... Mine holidays are better without my in laws coming into my house and expecting me not to have a drink....

I thought you just liked drinking water down piss.

Good idea.

There are several that need this quite often.

Our family thanksgiving was yesterday so I am free to drink beer today :thumb:

And for the record, when I'm slummin' it (which is often because I'm a tight azz) I drink Milwaukee's Best light. As far as cheap beer is concerned, probably the best one I have ever had.

noted, I've had a couple...

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I havent had that for yeeears, not even sure its sold around here anymore... but it ties one on as good as anything

My go-to cheap beers are Keystone, PBR, or Stag

Could not be in the same room with her. He is better off too.

I can do Keystone:thumb:

Here is a funny cheap beer story.

Years ago, back when we were young and poor, a buddy of mine bought 2 cases (4 12 packs) of Schlitz because it was cheap (obviously) and because it had a cool design on the box. That stuff was AWFUL!! Like the kind of awful that won't even allow you to drink it after getting drunk on good beer :(

We gave that stuff away to all the people who would stop by and ask for a beer. I think we lost friends in that deal:(

Heh, the very name Schlitz is enough to give one pause

Michelob ultra - only 96 calories

Lawn mow'n beer