That could be 6.

Oh shit, it doesn't really matter whether he did it or not these days.

Fixed

"Pinched and squeezed my neck in 1988"

Not worried about a suspension. Andy's play calling essentially self-suspends him anyways.

He put himself in this position. Anymore, there is no due process.

He's always had a great stiff arm...

This on the surface looks to be a pretty tame story to me.

Goodell set the bar for taking action, and the bar is higher than Aqib Talib pulling out a gun at a strip club and shooting himself while attempting to shoot a stripper. Hopefully this falls below that level.

And I don't understand parts of the story. Was Kareem at his apartment or a hotel? It seems like this all took place in a hotel and the reporter mistakenly referenced it as an apartment, right?

Either way, it's pretty clear that the two women were crazy people that you do not want to be around. Kareem learned that the hard way.

Yeah, just some drunken whores wanting to ride the gravy train and refusing to leave once they were kicked out.

He should probably nip this in the bud and come out as gay.

His side of the story is that they partied all night, then once he found out they were underage back at his hotel/apartment, he got pissed and made them leave because he didn't want to get busted even worse for giving alcohol to minors. I'm sure they had good fake I.D's to get in all the bars anyways.

Underage party girls don’t need fake ID’s.

That's also true, especially if they're hot.

Bad look. Irresponsible