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Beef Supreme 06-29-2018 12:17 PM

Axe guy is going after Willie Lanier if he sees him. Guy in a mall with a bow and a big knife, vs guy with a bottle.

His arm and leg are asleep so he better be hiding for a few minutes.

Does the bottle have a spray nozzle? Squeeze bottle? Mason jar mouth? Is this a two story mall where people can look over a railing at people below them?

ChiliConCarnage 06-29-2018 12:21 PM

I voted Hydrae but I think the Axe guy really wins. Hydrae could spray some shoppers with the acid to try and earn some bonus points

RockChalk 06-29-2018 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hydrae (Post 13610588)
The key here is who the psychopath sees as stronger. I am 6 feet tall, 185 pounds of soft office worker (57 years old) with a weapon that does not look dangerous. Willie on the other hand has that obvious bow so that could lead the psycho to head that way first.

Soft office worker ROFL

Otter 06-29-2018 12:34 PM

This is a good one.

Otter 06-29-2018 12:42 PM

An English Longbow and bowie knife is probably as good of weapon draw as one can get but I think the psychopath and Hydra both see WL as the threat and WL arms are asleep.</br></br>WL, I'm sorry because that was a very good weapon draw.

Willie Lanier 06-29-2018 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 13610636)
And just to confirm, the psycho is not Sherrill Headrick.

ROFL

Willie Lanier 06-29-2018 03:15 PM

In all honesty I know the crazy axe guy is coming for me, and I'm somewhat incapacitated, but I still have full function of half of my body, so I kneel down, take axe guy out, and end Hydrae with the bowie knife as he attempts to approach me with the acid bottle...

MarkDavis'Haircut 06-29-2018 04:24 PM

English longbow all day.

kysirsoze 06-29-2018 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Willie Lanier (Post 13610968)
In all honesty I know the crazy axe guy is coming for me, and I'm somewhat incapacitated, but I still have full function of half of my body, so I kneel down, take axe guy out, and end Hydrae with the bowie knife as he attempts to approach me with the acid bottle...

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cdcox 06-29-2018 08:52 PM

Avoid the psychopath. Shoot the psychopath. Shoot Hydrae. All too easy.

NJChiefsFan 06-29-2018 09:20 PM

Best bet is to run into a clothing store to kill time while feeling comes back in your leg and arm. Perhaps change clothes and fool the axe-murderer into walking right passed you. At that point you go to the upper level and try to land one of your 6 arrows.

Willie Lanier 06-29-2018 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kysirsoze (Post 13611164)
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Well, as far as I know, we haven't established who this axe murdering psychopath is, so in imagination land it could be a toddler, around 3 or 4 years old, in which case my previous hypothesis proves to be true

Bowser 06-30-2018 10:36 AM

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Chiefs4TheWin 07-01-2018 08:30 AM

Yeah Psychopath is going after the Longbow and a Bowie Knife. Hydrae is basically a regular dude with a water bottle to the psychopath.

Rain Man 07-03-2018 04:36 PM

Okay, match ended. Hydrae advances to Round 2 and watched a psychopath murder while drinking a smoothie.


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