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Rain Man 07-13-2018 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beef Supreme (Post 13626841)
Don't underestimate the baseball bat. Throw the hedge clippers at him or throw them in the trash, they are worthless. The trident may have a little reach, but he can close and deflect. Maybe he takes a puncture wound in the arm or leg, but if he connects to the head with the bat it is game over. Just gotta get it from the whore. Or wait, the whore also has a baseball bat, or She has SuperTurtle's baseball bat?

There are two baseball bats in play. The whore's not going anywhere without her own baseball bat.

Sassy Squatch 07-13-2018 01:06 PM

LMAO I got ****ed.

Rain Man 07-13-2018 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Superturtle (Post 13626997)
LMAO I got ****ed.

You could counter the net with your hedge clippers, but the trident is a powerful weapon of the sea god.

DJ's left nut 07-13-2018 01:23 PM

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T-post Tom 07-13-2018 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 13626877)
There are two baseball bats in play. The whore's not going anywhere without her own baseball bat.

So if Superturtle pays her the $5, she'll fight on his side. :hmmm: NEVER underestimate the powers of a prostitute with a baseball bat. Tables have turned. GO SUPERTURTLE!

threebag 07-13-2018 02:48 PM

Renegades back up weapon pulls him through on this one

Graystoke 07-13-2018 03:19 PM

A jaded prositute alone would have killed superturtle

Beef Supreme 07-13-2018 05:41 PM

Does renegade know how to use a trident? Cuz i am pretty sure superturtle knows how to use a bat.

But posting that he got ****ed doesn't say much for his fighting spirit.

MarkDavis'Haircut 07-13-2018 05:49 PM

Superturtle retreats into his shell and wins after Renegade tires himself out.

OrtonsPiercedTaint 07-13-2018 05:51 PM

If he can remove the screw & nut from the hedge clippers. With a blade in each hand he can helicopter in for the kill

Pasta Little Brioni 07-13-2018 06:48 PM

Looks like Turtles match was on All Madden ROFL Blown the **** out

Rain Man 07-15-2018 11:34 AM

The surgeons give it their best effort, but they can't save Superturtle. The trident wounds were too extensive and deep. Renegade moves on to Round 2.


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