Can wazu grab something to lose it as a shield? Magichef would need to have Wazu come at him in the narrow hallway and actually hit him first shot followed by locking himself in a room. Not sure why Wazu would allow that.

I think MagicHef's advantage is that a submarine is basically one long hallway, and if they're 279 feet apart, they must be at opposite ends. It seems like they have to close on each other in more or less a straight line. I don't know if that's enough to tilt the contest in MagicHef's favor, though.

You weren't suppose to swallow

Why not just pick up a trash can kid or some shit and use it for cover?

MagicHef thinks the blow gun would make a good pipe. He gets high then stabbed.

Why do you hate children?

That's a viable strategy. I presume there are trash cans on submarines.

Oh I'll have a shield. I'm also an outstanding dodgeball player. He's not hitting me with a dart.

The submarine glides into port and the hatch opens on the conning tower. Wazu steps out, and when questioned he claims that MagicHef was never on the submarine. Investigators find no trace, so wazu moves on to Round 2.