After hours and hours of looking for each in the violent thunderstorm, Pablo blows his shrill whistle to signal his foe his whereabouts. Little does he realize Wazu is ready to chop wood right behind him..

Winner WAZU

BONE OF A LARGE APE!

Picture a samurai attacking with a 2-handed sword. Do you really think putting handcuffs on him will make a difference? Now picture me doing just what the samurai does, only with a hatchet instead. You can club all you want with that stupid bone. My weapon has a blade and is made for splitting things in half.

Yes. Have you ever had a pair of handcuffs on you for any reason? They're designed to restrict movement. And they do. You need that movement to fight. And a samurai sword actually has reach. Your hatchet is what 18 inches long maybe at best?

It looks like the "thigh bone of a large ape" is only 15" long.

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I guess you could be thinking "Man, if I had a samurai sword this dude would probably be dead already" as I mercilessly cave your skull in with the thigh bone of a large ape. Instead you've got a limited reach weapon with limited movement because YOUR HANDS ARE HANDCUFFED IN FRONT OF YOU.

At the end of the day, wazu has an interesting thin scar around his neck and a femur-shaped dent in his head, but Pablo's hatchet wounds are fatal. wazu moves to Round 3.

BONE OF A LARGE APE