I don't know why I find this so hilarious but I do.

You met your wife in a chat room?

Had a dog we named Kevin, he lived up to his name.

Have 2 dogs now, Nova and Bradley.

mine are

crazy mia tyson (boxer)
rocky belle beaux-a (boxer)
jett von kalte harte hundin(rottweiler) and i might not have spelled that right. cold hard bitch in german. like the song

and our cats are taco, tortilla (tia), tiger, and feralina.

What are you Dr Doolittle? :hmmm:

Me and the missus has or currently have dogs named General Beauregard, Crisco (mom was Cribby and dad was Rosco), a Shih tzu named Sir Turdlett among many others. Sir Turdlett was one of our stud dogs and he had many little turdletts during his lifetime.

I knew a guy with a great dane named Horace. Sounded like horse, which is appropriate for a great dane.

Got a german shepherd named Samurai, just call her Sam or Sammy.

Want to get another Huskey at some point and name him Django.

The fiancé has 2 small mutts named Juniper (I hate this ****ing dog) and the other is Kimber. Juniper is a completely worthless animal. My girl treats her like a ****ing baby and it's ruined her. I can't pet her or even LOOK at her when my fiancé isn't home or she will tremble and piss herself.

Had a cat I named KC because I'm a KC Chiefs fan. Had a boxer named Arrow due to the white on his neck that loosely resembled an Arrowhead. He was named that before we got him but we kept that name. His sister I let the kids name and they came up with Sofie. Currently, I have 2 boxers that I adopted that the original owner named Rocky and Apollo. I thought the names were kind of cool if not a bit cheesy, so I decided to go ahead and keep the names.
Our first family dog was named Sasha. Not sure who came up with that one.

So yeah, I guess I'm one of those people that names (some of) my pets human names. It's surely much better than the unoriginal names that many people name their pets.

My daughter is a huge Beatles fan.. she has two Golden Retrievers one male and one female... their names are Eleanor and Rigby...

I had a Boxer named Chief, a min-pin named Koko (kids named him), and now a pit/collie mix named Mudvayne (fiance's dog, her ex named him after the band). I call him Shit-Tube.

We have 5 fish that we named (a few feeder fish here and there, but no need to name them). One is aptly named Asshole. We seriously need to change that before our son starts repeating it. We try to remember to say "mean fish" around him instead.

We have a Vizsla puppy named El. Short for Elle. Kids call her “Elle Belly”, when she eats her belly bloats.

The white cat in my avatar is named Lucy, short for Lucifer, because she can be a mean bitch.

When I was 16-17 I got a kitten and it shit everywhere. We called it Shitten. I ended up giving it to my GED teacher. My wife’s dad used to have a cat called Mr. Nuts, cuz he had a big set.

my friend had a dog named Ducky