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Originally Posted by FAX (Post 13742372)

STORYTIME WITH FAX ...

Once upon a time, there was a small community of frogs who were lazy and basically just ate flies and crapped in the water. One day, the frogs all got together and decided it would be a good idea to have a king. That way, someone could tell them what to do and give them purpose.

So they decided to elect one of the frogs as their king. The new king enjoyed his new role very much but eventually decided that he needed a queen. Unfortunately, there were no girl frogs in the pond so the newly-elected king frog hopped on over to the next pond in search of a girl frog who would agree to become his queen.

Upon arriving at the next pond, the frog identified himself and declared his intentions. Looking at each other and considering the situation, that frog community thought to themselves, "Who is this asshole?" So they joined forces, ganged up on him, and drowned his butt in the mud.

FAX

I read the first part of that an was immediately driven to pull out my Pans Labyrinth dvd

Underrated movie

They should sell mirrored end zone tickets to home and away fans so they could switch seats after each quarter to see their team drive toward them.

Maine should only be allowed one electoral vote.

I love Trump but still like free stuff

STORYTIME WITH FAX

Once upon a time, there was a handsome, young prince who lived in a beautiful, peaceful kingdom. One day, the old king called for the prince and said to him, "Young prince, one day you will be king and my entire beautiful, peaceful kingdom will be yours. Now listen up. For, since you are now 14 years of age, it is time that you find a wife."

So the prince thanked the old king and then began thinking about this situation. In fact, the prince thought about this situation for a very, very long time. Well, the more the prince thought about it, the more uncomfortable he became, so he asked for a second audience with the old king and he said, "Your Majesty, thank you for the kingdom and all, but I don't want to find a wife because I am gay.".

Upon hearing this news, the king screwed up his eyebrows and twisted his lower lip and thought to himself, "Oh my goodness! This is exceeding puzzling." So the king decided to seek guidance from the Royal Book Of Rules which had been handed down through the royal family for many, many generations. The king turned the pages and turned the pages and turned the pages until he found the rule he was looking for. That rule said, "If the prince is gay, send him to a monastery."

And so it was that the next day, the prince was sent to a monastery far, far away from the castle. When the prince arrived at the monastery, he was welcomed with open arms by the friars who played music and danced in the dirt to celebrate the young prince's arrival. Then that night, the friars all got drunk on wine and gang-raped the prince raw.

FAX

Wonder how big Mahomes is

I was taking out my trash, and got a greeting from my neighbors pit bull and little mutt. There where out a little too long. Got tackled and licked to death. Before getting them home. Just remember your four legged kids.

Should I start a thread on crazy stuff I see on almost a daily basis working in a Laundromat on a daily basis? We found poop in the washer the other night... I have been part time in dry cleaning for about 4 years before going into full time Laundry in June...

Sometimes your worst self is your best self.

Right hand tremors when I point the gun at my head, but not my left.

Strange.

I'm not left handed.

I need access to a chicken

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Originally Posted by bevischief (Post 16073473)

Seems like you led with your best story.