She’s the reason why McDonalds constantly has broken ice cream machines

Is the reason why KFC came up with the family size bucket

She’s so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

She’s go weak I hit her arm and her titty fell off.

Peppa Pig is based on her family

Ranch is her favorite drink

She stepped on a quarter, and a booger came out George Washington's nose.

She broke her leg and gravy poured out.

Mac & Cheese so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

Mac & Cheese so fat she dont need the internet she's already world wide.

Mac & Cheese so fat she gave draclua diabeties

Mac & Cheese so fat she enjoys long romantic walks to the refrigerator

She took her underwear to the dry cleaners and they said “sorry we don’t do curtains”

Big Mac N' Cheese so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad

Big Mac N' Cheese so fat she went to KFC to get a bucket of chicken they asked her what size and she said "the one on the roof..."