Originally Posted by FAX (Post 14412273)

You'll do fine, Mr. ROYC75. Knee replacements are common as millennial hookers these days. Still, I will gladly consult with The Great Spirit on your behalf.

Pro-tip, though ... before surgery, be sure and make tags for both knees. Make one that says, "FIX THIS ONE" and another tag that says, "NOT THIS ONE" and attach one to each leg using either twine or a rubber band or a long twist tie or whatever you have handy. Write legibly. And use a permanent marker so there's no risk of smearing. Most important point, however ... be sure not to get them mixed up.

FAX