I’ve said this before but I quit trying to run over the neighbors cat
****er still runs like hell when it sees me coming
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I can’t think of any new ones, but the intense media coverage is definitely welcome... it’s nice to not be the afterthought for once

We all bitched about it for years, now our long nightmare is over

I might finally be able to get the whole 'Carl drafted Blackledge' legend off the ground...

Not hearing about the Patriots...

Since winning the SB:

My dick got bigger.

My beard has grown fuller.

My turds have been perfect, light brown cylinders with a cute little pinch off at the end.

My bench press has improved.

My 40 yard dash is now just a hair under 4.22, which is a .04 improvement.

My wife's ass and tits got bigger.

My car got faster

And somehow my bank account grew.

So, things have been pretty good?
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I've got chicks sucking my dick and I don't even have to ask them to.

At least I assume they're chicks
:huh:

And the neighbor has stopped trying to run over him with his car.

Wife's ass getting bigger is a debatable blessing.

Not only is there a lot more media coverage, it's a lot more positive.

For years it seemed like anytime there was any video of the Chiefs online or TV it was almost always showing how another team made a good play. The Chiefs were the team that got scored on, or had thrown an interception, or any number of ways that would emphasize how good the OTHER team was.

Not now! We're the champs and everybody has jumped on the train.

I get random people coming up getting on their knees saying Hail to the king baby, it's weird but acceptable.

We are not going to be beating off anybody.

It’s like I’ve completely forgotten about any of our rivals.

The Denver who?

The Oakland what?

Broncos, I think. That crappy team with a Chiefs fan as QB.