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Rain Man 05-01-2020 10:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Kman34 (Post 14946824)
Send your wife first to draw the snake away from you... if she gets bit you can suck out the venom... at the very least you got by unharmed..
At some point in the past we talked about rattlesnake bites here, and I did an image search on "rattlesnake bites". After seeing some pictures, I would not go near a rattlesnake.

dlphg9 05-01-2020 11:17 AM
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Originally Posted by L.A. Chieffan (Post 14946766)
I was out hiking the other day with the missus, about a four mile loop on a very narrow trail with tall grass on each side. About 3/4 finished we came across a full grown rattlesnake laying on the trail in the sun. He noticed us and backed up a couple of feet to the edge of the grass but was still on the trail more or less. He wasn't using his rattle or looked agitated in any way but he was keeping an eye on us. Taking a detour around the snake would have been impossible because of the tall grass and possibility of more snakes. Returning the way we came is a possibility but it's backtracking another three miles uphill basically.

My question to you snake experts, should I have tried and shooed it away into the grass? I could have waited it out but who knows how long it'll just sit there. What is the best course of action?
I would have pulled out my massive penis. Everyone knows rattlesnakes are scared of bigger snakes.

oldman 05-01-2020 11:52 AM
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Originally Posted by L.A. Chieffan (Post 14946766)
My question to you snake experts, should I have tried and shooed it away into the grass? I could have waited it out but who knows how long it'll just sit there. What is the best course of action?
A Model 1911 .45 works nicely for me.

Rain Man 05-01-2020 12:09 PM
I appreciate the link, by the way. My niece had a baby a while back, and it seems like a children's python would be a perfect 1st birthday gift.

banyon 05-01-2020 12:10 PM
I'm with Indiana Jones on the snakes, thanks.

cabletech94 05-01-2020 12:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 14947019)
I appreciate the link, by the way. My niece had a baby a while back, and it seems like a children's python would be a perfect 1st birthday gift.
This might be the best and most logical response that could have been made.

My god I love all of you people!!!

Otter 05-01-2020 12:28 PM
I've never met a person that I want to sip a bourbon with and have a conversation that owned a ferret or a reptile.

Dogs are a great mediator in finding common ground. Hell, include cats and I'm not the biggest cat fan. But when someone says "meet my snake" you're pretty much off my Christmas Card list.

D.A.P. 05-01-2020 12:36 PM
A lot of hookers own snakes.

tatorhog 05-01-2020 12:50 PM
I've got an asshole snake that lives in my garage you can have for free if you come get him. If the bastard would ever leave the confines of said garage, or I could see him anywhere other than by stuff I don't want to risk having a bullet hole in, I'd be a much happier person.

TomBarndtsTwin 05-01-2020 02:11 PM
Never heard of an ‘asshole snake’ before.

Hate to think how that snake got its name . . . . . :eek:

tatorhog 05-01-2020 03:29 PM
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Originally Posted by TomBarndtsTwin (Post 14947324)
Never heard of an ‘asshole snake’ before.

Hate to think how that snake got its name . . . . . :eek:
that asshole snake always seems to know just when to lay where I'm about to walk as I come around the corner, etc. Its either by the back of the car, or something else that I really don't want a 22 hole in. And every time, even if I do get my old trusty Winchester, the asshole has gone on to his hiding hole, wherever that may be.

One of these days though, his cockiness will catch up to him.

cabletech94 05-01-2020 03:53 PM
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Originally Posted by tatorhog (Post 14947472)
that asshole snake always seems to know just when to lay where I'm about to walk as I come around the corner, etc. Its either by the back of the car, or something else that I really don't want a 22 hole in. And every time, even if I do get my old trusty Winchester, the asshole has gone on to his hiding hole, wherever that may be.

One of these days though, his cockiness will catch up to him.
You know why he won’t leave, right?

It rhymes with “ Jewve hot bats “.

I love your CP name by the way, very nice. Always wanted to compliment you.

Shiver Me Timbers 05-01-2020 05:08 PM
WTF did we all do before the intrawebz?

Hammock Parties 05-01-2020 05:11 PM
sure, i'll check out your snake

Bwana 05-01-2020 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Rasputin (Post 14946470)
The only thing snakes are good for is making boots.
And target practice.


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