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Our computer network is down - What should I do with the rest of my day in office?
(https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=334141)
Well, browse pr0n sites is out.
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trying to figure out if that makes any sense
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Chiefs Planet + Bowl Cloggin'
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Go to a local bar with WiFi. Tell your boss it's because you need the WiFi. Bring your phone/laptop/tablet. Get on their WiFi. Go to a work related site.
Order a drink. Open a new tab in your browser. Go to chiefplanet or uberhumor or some other site. Drink your drink. Order another. Browse the internet. If anyone from work comes in, immediately open up the work-related tab and say you are working. Repeat until roughly 5:00 where you live. Go home. |
Oh by far "Clog the toilet" You go in there and you destroy that bowl - own it! When you walk out of the bathroom door you stand right in front of it and slap your hands over the top of your head - like a referee calling a "safety" and head back to your cubicle with your head held high. Wait patiently and listen for the scream of the sad sack that rolls up on your carnage!
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How about eat everyone else's food in the company fridge and blame it on the new guy?
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I didn't see "go home". Do that, moron.
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Go into the ladies room and give one of the toilets an upper decker
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Hang out at US Oil on 22nd and Messanie.
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